if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
Click here to watch more of Jordan Klepper and Jessica Williams’s safety tips for college students from last night’s Daily Show.
WATCH THE VIDEO, THEY DO A NOT ALL MEN BIT AT THE END
i’ve heard you said one time that i never even fucking cross your mind
I really want to go camping and make bonfires.
Her wit backfired and created one of the greatest awards show moments ever.
That moment Jennifer Lawrence was the one able to sexually harass Jack Nicholson. And it worked.
Soon it will all be dark with no color, just stars. Don’t miss it.
"She Looks So Boom Clap" (Mashup!)
Charli XCX - Boom Clap
5SOS - She Looks So Perfect
I AM GETTING KRUNK TO THIS IT IS SO GOOD